Absolutely gross…I was so sickened yesterday I’m surprised I didn’t stay in the bathroom for good! You know what’s coming, another ‘male hygiene’ story…so I was in the bathroom at work yesterday, a single staller, yet there standing-room-only spots. So someone comes walking in, of course I can’t see him really, not really trying to, but I notice he’s not wearing shoes.

Rule #1: unless in your bathroom at home, or maybe even then, wear shoes…flip-flops or something, they’re $1 for crying out loud! Socks are bacteria sponges…

So as he finishes up, he proceeds to head for the door. I cringe, thinking he’ll bypass the sink. But, no, he stops there, and starts fumbling with something, then backs up into the corner of the bathroom, where I realize he’s changing into his workout clothes. Good enough, normally you do this in the stall, but said person was occupado…he gets done, heads for the door again (I cringe again) and sure enough he walks out without washing.

Rule #2: wash your damn hands! The next pandemic will be unstoppable with people like this walking around, sharing facilities with us!

Needless to say I handled the doorknob with care on my way out!