Studying for a certification test, so don’t expect much here…which is why I’m delving into bash.org again…

Warning: see warning from yesterday about that link…

Otherwise, here you go…

<Moonpie> one time, in middle school, some people let some pigs 
onto the campus. They painted on the pigs "1", "2", and "4". 
The faculty spent weeks looking for the third one.